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So here it is.... My final night as a 30 something.

First let me say... I can not believe its 2012 and I am turning 40... That's INSANE to try to wrap my brain around.

One of the things about being a sarcastic bastard is that when big things like a 40th birthday come up... You get a LOT of grief. I know, I know!! It's my bed.... I'm lying here.

It's actually kind of exciting. Quality time at the chiropractor that will make my life MISERABLE... Dinner plans at one of my favorite restaurants.

All I ever hear about is how 40 is the ideal time in your life because you know more about the way the world works, you still feel good and can take on new projects... We shall see.

As of right now, I feel like a retired racehorse... Glue.